It's everyone's worst nightmare...waking up! (Early that is) We have all done it, have to do it, and will continue to do it until the day we die. So here are a few tips that we are suggesting to wake up in time for work. Please don't try more than two in one night though, the situation could get ugly.

- Put the alarm clock across the room so you have to get out of bed to turn it off
- Have a wake up call and a back up wake up call
- Buy a rooster
- Live next to a train station or construction site
- Drink 5 glasses of water before bed time (unless you enjoy pissing in your clothes then you will have to get up and use the washroom)
- Buy a hyper cat or dog
- Find a roommate or boy/girlfriend that is an early riser (and annoying preferably)
- Have regular sleeping patterns
- When your clock alarms, turn on a TV or radio
- As soon as you wake, just jump out of bed and into a cold shower (or in the snow if its winter)
- Let your faucet drip
- Go to bed early (duh)
- Don't drink too much alcohol the night before
- Take a mouthful of laxatives

If you try at least one of these a night before long you'll be a regular farmer, able to get up at the crack of dawn every morning.

-Lestat