10 -Your idea of a square meal is a box of pop-tarts.

 9 - You can think of at least 4 different ways to wear your underwear to avoid doing your laundry.

 8 - You can fall asleep anytime, anywhere.

 7 - You have a week-old pizza in your refrigerator and you actually contemplate eating it.

 6 - You'd rather eat off the floor than wash your dirty dishes.

 5 - You have uncontrollable urges to pierce various parts of your body.

 4 - You include "photocopying" in your monthly budget.

 3 - You will be in debt by $40,000 before your 20th birthday.

 2 - You've done a week's worth of grocery shopping at Wal-Mart.

 1 - You think you're rich if you've got a positive checking balance.