Ever wonder why some of your favorite activities such as staring contests or burping contests are not professional sports? Well here is a list of weird, unusual an even disgusting things that all of us both sexes have done at some point in our lives, no matter if we care to admit to it or not.

Pass the gas - This sport requires at least four or five people to sit in a circle on the floor with some kind of object with a pointer that you can spin in the middle. The point of the game is simple, spin your pointer around and who ever it's pointing at when it stops has to fart. Can't produce the gas and you are out of the game.

To lazy to move - This game can be played with any amount of people, even by yourself. Sit around the living room with the TV on (preferably with some boring talk show). Who ever gets up, even to use the washroom loses. Consequently it seems that millions of people play this game everyday!

Hold the Match - This game made popular by the movie "Pushing Tin" requires two or more participates. Each takes a match and lights it, the one that can hold on to it the longest wins. It's a good idea to hold the match upright since it will burn slower, but remember if it goes out before the others you lose.

The strength test - This game usually played by guys trying to prove that they are stronger than their friends are. The game requires about three or four players. The object of the game is to lie flat on the floor and raise your legs about 6 inches in the air, keeping them straight. The person that holds this position the longest wins. (Becomes extremely difficult after a minute or two)

Sleep Deprivation Game - A game that seems everyone use to play when they were younger and sleeping over at a friends house. All you have to do is stay up the longest. Drink coffee, watch movies, get on the Internet, or sit in front of your play station for the night. Whatever it takes to keep your lids from closing. And remember that if you are the last one standing you get to hand out the rude awakenings to all your sleeping buddies!

I'm so popular - This game is the ultimate ego game. Sit around with a group of friends and spill all your knowledge you have on everyone. The object of the game is to prove you know everything about everyone...names, phone numbers, addresses, current boy/girlfriend, what kind of car they drive, the people they hang around with, the music they like, everything! For added points tell stories about when you hung around with them and what you did, or call them up if people don't believe you know them. It's the perfect game for social butterflies.

Ok, well maybe sports isn't the best thing to call these...whatever you would call em. So if you want to be losers like us give em

--Lestat