As mankind and civilization move into the 21st century. There remains many things that still haunt us all while igniting bright flames of interest. One of the most bizarre phenomena that MANkind has pondered over for centuries, if not millennia, is the female half of the human species.

Now ladies, before I go any further. I feel the need to say that it is not my intention for any of the female audience to take offense to the following article. Women have boggled our minds since the beginning of time. So here is our chance not to get back at you, but to ask you a few questions and maybe, just maybe we will learn something to further help us understand your half of the race. The following may be true or fictions see if you can figure it out!

Right about now you say to yourself what do they find so confusing about us? Well, I would have to say the biggest issue of confusion lies with your behavior towards certain things in life. For example, there as been so many cases documented with men saying things such as " She says one thing but she means another". A friend of mine can relate to this. The following is an excerpt from something he went through a short time ago with his ex-girlfriend. It's Friday night, he haven't been out with his friends in months so this one night he decides to go out on the town with just a few of his closest friends. He tells his girlfriend what and where he's going, she says that she's ok with it and tells him to call her the next day. So he goes out has a good time and the next morning gets a call from his girlfriend, mad at him because he went out without her. Causing him to feel completely dumbfounded. She said the night before that she was ok with it. So what's up? It is my belief if the situation was reversed and we got mad at you for going out you would end up becoming furious at us for even calling you the next morning.

Case study #2 How about the way women seem to twist every little thing around on men. To make us look like were the biggest kind of assholes. One such example was given to me from a friend. Him and his girlfriend went out one night and the next morning she was a bit hung over. Understandable right! Anyway she lay down on his lap because she wasn't feeling well and as a joke my buddy said that oh no don't get sick. Anyway, the next thing he knew she was mad once again and told him that they had to have conversation on how he always makes her feel like shit. All because of that isolated incident. Well how bout that?

Sex quite possibly the most misunderstood thing out there. For us guys it's pretty much anytime anywhere with a few exceptions. But for women there has to be a two month dating period, then an intimate period, and of course her period. Then there are these tests that women put men through. What tests you ask? How about undressing in front of us then getting dangerously close to us, all while we know that your not ready, so we don't dare touch. So it seems like to men that women just enjoy dispensing torture. Then when we are alone with each other, nowhere intimate, say in a car while driving. You tell us that you can't wait to get us alone so we can do the nasty. Men at that point are usually thinking, "finally she's ready" Oops, think again, when the time actually comes you hit us with "it's too soon" or "I'm not ready". What a mind blow!

Granted there are some men who just get in relationships for that score and then they move on. But, I believe that most men aren't like that. This wasn't an article written to give men an opportunity to strike at women. It was an article written from a man's point of view with hope that women would be more straightforward with us without yanking our chains and treating us like dogs.

---Hudson